God's Not Real, But My Student Loans Are

from by Seymour Butts

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God’s not real but my student loans are
I wish I could pay them off
I just want to be a rockstar
Instead of loans I'd just jack off

Hey, too bad I'm stuck in school anyway
Maybe I'll just decide to run away


from Seymour Butts, released December 2, 2016



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