I Don't Hate You, But You're Pretty Damn Close

from by Seymour Butts

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You’re so dumb
It hurts me
I can’t even think about what you’ve said before
Cuz I feel like every time you speak I lose IQ points

You’re just that
Everything I hate is in you
But I don’t hate you
It’s pretty damn close, remember that

You are always on
You always have the last thing to say
But buddy, listen up
You look pretty fucking stupid

Every time you’re riding around on your bike
Screaming heavy metal
It sucks
But hey, I don’t hate you
It’s pretty damn close remember that

Why are you still talking?
Why are you still breathing?
Don’t you make me hit you now
Hey pal
I hated rooming with you at orientation

I don't hate you but it's pretty fucking close, remember that


from Seymour Butts, released December 2, 2016



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